I love all the ambient NPC chatter in the Citadel. And the idea of oblivious Salarians being doted on by ladies from other races.
(via holyshonks)
I CAN’T EXPLAIN THIS IN WORDS
JUST
JUST WATCH IT
The Best Fanfic EVER
| Shepard: | BEFORE THE REAPERS KILL US, KISS ME YOU FOOL! |
| -GROSS MAKING OUT- | |
| Garrus: | OH TAKE ME NOW YOU WILD VARREN! |
| -ARMOUR COMES FLYING OFF- | |
| -AND THE ENSUING SEX WAS SO EPIC, IT KILLED ALL THE REAPERS- | |
| -SHOCKWAVES OF PURE ECSTASY SWEEP THE LAND, DECIMATING CERBERUS AND GETH FORCES ALIKE- | |
| Shepard: | OH GARRUS, OOOOOOOHHHHHH! |
| Garrus: | SHEPARD, HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! |
| THE END |
| voldemort: | hey I just killed you |
| voldemort: | and this is crazy |
| voldemort: | why are you still alive |
| voldemort: | you stupid baby |
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
(Source: senor-cactuar, via holyshonks)
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
Can’t do Bs or As or Ns or spaces.
H CK BN FX JUMPS OV H LAZ DG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
wat
THE QUICK BROWNJ FOX JUMPED OVER THJE LAZY DOG
THEUIKROWFOJUPEDOERTHELAYDOG
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG
THEQUICJKROWFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELWZYDOG
